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With and impressive 172 goals in 64 matches averaging 2.68 goals per match, FIFA's Qatar World Cup didn't disappoint. This staggering amount of goals is over 4 times the amount of slave/migrant deaths that it took to build the stadium they played in. The people that couldn't afford ticket, locals, and families of the dead were so proud of FIFA they shared there saliva with FIFA president Gianni Infantino, which is a local celibratory custom.

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